FredTheMonkey.com Crossover

[Strong Vader]

All right, has anyone seen www.fredthemonkey.com? It's this other Flash site with some cartoons, mailbags (think SBEmails), and a couple of games. All their stuff seems to be influenced by homestarrunner.com (in fact, Sceb states in one mailbag that Homestar Runner .com was great, and that it totally didn't look like they were up at 3:30 AM animating it), and it would interesting to see a crossover. I'll add one line, then another person the next, until this is so red-iculous that you either bust out laughing, or think that it's a Sweet Cuppin' Cakes plotline. Or both.

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: CRUSH FRED THE MONKEY!

[Kinda Long Hair]

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: CRUSH FRED THE MONKEY!
BLUE LASER MINION: I have no idea who you're talking about, sir.

[Strong Vader]

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: CRUSH FRED THE MONKEY!
BLUE LASER MINION: I have no idea who you're talking about, sir.
BLUE LASER COMMANDER: YOU KNOW, THAT FLASH CARTOON THAT ONCE SAID "BLUE" AND "LASER" IN TOTALLY UNRELATED CIRCUMSTANCES AND DIFFERENT SENTENCES BUT THAT I SOMEHOW FEEL COMPELLED TO CRUSH!

[Kinda Long Hair]

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: CRUSH FRED THE MONKEY!
BLUE LASER MINION: I have no idea who you're talking about, sir.
BLUE LASER COMMANDER: YOU KNOW, THAT FLASH CARTOON THAT ONCE SAID "BLUE" AND "LASER" IN TOTALLY UNRELATED CIRCUMSTANCES AND DIFFERENT SENTENCES BUT THAT I SOMEHOW FEEL COMPELLED TO CRUSH
BLUE LASER MINION: I really must be a new recruit or something... I have no clue who they are.

[Strong Vader]

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: CRUSH FRED THE MONKEY!
BLUE LASER MINION: I have no idea who you're talking about, sir.
BLUE LASER COMMANDER: YOU KNOW, THAT FLASH CARTOON THAT ONCE SAID "BLUE" AND "LASER" IN TOTALLY UNRELATED CIRCUMSTANCES AND DIFFERENT SENTENCES BUT THAT I SOMEHOW FEEL COMPELLED TO CRUSH
BLUE LASER MINION: I really must be a new recruit or something... I have no clue who they are.
BLUE LASER COMMANDER: MY DEFINITELY NON-GLITCHY SUPERCOMPUTER THAT SAID THAT WE COULDN'T DEFEAT THE CHEAT COMMANDOS BECAUSE OF MILDEW SAID THAT FRED THE MONKEY IS THE REASON WE CAN'T CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS!AND WE GET PAID!

[Kinda Long Hair]

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: CRUSH FRED THE MONKEY!
BLUE LASER MINION: I have no idea who you're talking about, sir.
BLUE LASER COMMANDER: YOU KNOW, THAT FLASH CARTOON THAT ONCE SAID "BLUE" AND "LASER" IN TOTALLY UNRELATED CIRCUMSTANCES AND DIFFERENT SENTENCES BUT THAT I SOMEHOW FEEL COMPELLED TO CRUSH
BLUE LASER MINION: I really must be a new recruit or something... I have no clue who they are.
BLUE LASER COMMANDER: MY DEFINITELY NON-GLITCHY SUPERCOMPUTER THAT SAID THAT WE COULDN'T DEFEAT THE CHEAT COMMANDOS BECAUSE OF MILDEW SAID THAT FRED THE MONKEY IS THE REASON WE CAN'T CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS! And we get paid.
{cut to the headquarters playset}
SILENT RIP: Blue laser is attempting to crushe fred the monkey!

[Strong Vader]

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: CRUSH FRED THE MONKEY!
BLUE LASER MINION: I have no idea who you're talking about, sir.
BLUE LASER COMMANDER: YOU KNOW, THAT FLASH CARTOON THAT ONCE SAID "BLUE" AND "LASER" IN TOTALLY UNRELATED CIRCUMSTANCES AND DIFFERENT SENTENCES BUT THAT I SOMEHOW FEEL COMPELLED TO CRUSH
BLUE LASER MINION: I really must be a new recruit or something... I have no clue who they are.
BLUE LASER COMMANDER: MY DEFINITELY NON-GLITCHY SUPERCOMPUTER THAT SAID THAT WE COULDN'T DEFEAT THE CHEAT COMMANDOS BECAUSE OF MILDEW SAID THAT FRED THE MONKEY IS THE REASON WE CAN'T CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS! AND WE GET PAID.
SILENT RIP: Blue Laser is attempting to crush Fred the Monkey!
GUNHAVER: Yeah...so why do we care about these guys?

[Kinda Long Hair]

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: CRUSH FRED THE MONKEY!
BLUE LASER MINION: I have no idea who you're talking about, sir.
BLUE LASER COMMANDER: YOU KNOW, THAT FLASH CARTOON THAT ONCE SAID "BLUE" AND "LASER" IN TOTALLY UNRELATED CIRCUMSTANCES AND DIFFERENT SENTENCES BUT THAT I SOMEHOW FEEL COMPELLED TO CRUSH
BLUE LASER MINION: I really must be a new recruit or something... I have no clue who they are.
BLUE LASER COMMANDER: MY DEFINITELY NON-GLITCHY SUPERCOMPUTER THAT SAID THAT WE COULDN'T DEFEAT THE CHEAT COMMANDOS BECAUSE OF MILDEW SAID THAT FRED THE MONKEY IS THE REASON WE CAN'T CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS! AND WE GET PAID.
SILENT RIP: Blue Laser is attempting to crush Fred the Monkey!
GUNHAVER: Yeah...so why do we care about these guys?

A CHIMENDEZ: Because if you don't do as it says, you aren't getting paid!

[Strong Vader]

{cut to the Cheat Commandos Headquarters}

GUNHAVER: {halfheartedly} Yeah...so...we gotta rescue those guys at Fred the Monkey...um...Rock rock on.

[Kinda Long Hair]

{cut to the artic playset. Ripburger and Reinforcments are there. Blue laser commander/minion appear}
REINFORCEMENTS: Hey, guys.
RIPBURGER: Oh no! It's blue laser!
{Heavy fighting breaks out}

[Strong Vader]

{cut to Strong Bad's computer room. Strong Bad is typing on the Compe.}

STRONG BAD: And that's why non-metal bands are stupid, Cracker Jack Stuntman.

{suddenly, an alternate universe portal opens up.}

[Kinda Long Hair]

: Woah. THE CHEAT. Have you been experimenting with the space/time again?

[Strong Vader]

{cut to Club Technochocolate. DJ Teh Cheat is...well...DJ-ing. Pom Pom and Bubs are there.}

{An alternate universe portal opens up there, too.}

{cut to the Arctic Playset. An alternate universe portal opens up.}

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: FAN-FREAKIN'-TASTIC!

[Kinda Long Hair]

{cut to the headquarters playset. A portal appears there to}

CRACKOTAGE: Gaze upon it all you mortals! It be the fred the monkey portal! hEHE YAH HA!

{cut back to the arctic playset}

BLUE LASER MINION: Sir, I think this is the portal to that fred the monkey thing that you want to crush!

[Strong Vader]

{cut to Sceb's room. He is answering a mailbag.}

SCEB: {reading an e-mail}

Hey IDIOT!
We are going to crush you and your stupid website!
Sincerely,
Blue Laser

[Kinda Long Hair]

SCEB: What the crap...

{a portal appears}

[Strong Vader]

{Strong Bad pops in}

SCEB: Oh, hey, Strong Bad! I've always wondered...how do you type with boxing gloves on?

[Kinda Long Hair]

{Strong Bad pops in}

SCEB: Oh, hey, Strong Bad! I've always wondered...how do you type with boxing gloves on?

SB: Why does it matter, crap for brains?

[Strong Vader]

{Blue Laser walks in}

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: CRUSH FRED THE MONKEY.COM!

[Kinda Long Hair]

{Blue Laser walks in}

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: CRUSH FRED THE MONKEY.COM!

STRONG BAD: Wait, why is Blue Laser here?

[Strong Vader]

SCEB: Oh, that's ok, Blue Laserman. Fred's room's down over there. {points}

[Kinda Long Hair]

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: Hey, thanks! I didn't think it would be that easy!
{Gunhaver, Silent Rip, Ripburger, Fightgar, and three Green Helmets appear}
GUNHAVER: It never is, and it won't be this time!
(Zoom out to where you can see the cheat commandos, and Strong Bad and Sceb. There is a long, akward pause.)
STRONG BAD:Um... Why are the Cheat commandos here?

[Strong Vader]

{Homestar walks in with a blender with a Nintendo DSi in it, with a red liquid and cherries}

HOMESTAR: Hey guys! Any of you know how to make a real fruit smoothie?

[Kinda Long Hair]

: Great, you just had to show up

[Strong Vader]

{Strong Badman VOIPs in}

STRONG BADMAN: Stiny! Find Fred the Monkey!

{Senor Cardgage walks in}

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