2011 CALENDAR!

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Ladies and Gentlemen, it's true! The Cheat is Not Dead! The Bros. Chaps are making new stuff! I don't have to buy a lame LOLcat calendar! The hiatus is over!
...
Okay, maybe not, but still!
I'm definitely buying it. And y'alls?
http://www.homestarrunnerstore.com/20hoca.html
http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/homestarrunner_2135_422488
http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/2011_Calendar

[Kinda Long Hair]

i might buy it, but I don't need it like i did last year

[Uzi-Bazooka]

I was hoping they would make one, but not expecting it. As I said, the way things were going, it looked like a LOLcat calendar (shudder, shudder) was definitely in my future. BUT NO MORE!!

[Falcon Paunch]

I'd get this if I actually used calendars. Usually I just get my computer to tell me or I ask whoever's nearby "What's the date today?".

[Uzi-Bazooka]

The current date is Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. [#wolfwhistle]

[The Wheelchair]

I'll probably get it. Y'know, unless Telltale and Steve Purcell decide to do a Sam & Max calendar (please?).

[Uzi-Bazooka]

I really want the Prismatology Shade-a-month calendar.
Jantastic!
Febulous!
Margical!
Gaypril!
Smiletember!

[The Wheelchair]

I'd prefer their old Roadkill of the Month calendar.
Look at that rotting flesh....

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Actually, you can, in fact, buy roadkill calendars.

[The Wheelchair]

Actually, you can, in fact, buy roadkill calendars.

Then screw this Homestar Calendar. I'ms getting me some roadkill!

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Well, somebody's happy.

[Aiko Heiwa]

I won't buy it, I don't use calenders anyway.

[These are my saturdays]

what is this some kind of homestar runner forum?

[Falcon Paunch]

Actually, you can, in fact, buy roadkill calendars.

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[Kinda Long Hair]

Actually, you can, in fact, buy roadkill calendars.

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this is a dream come true!

[Uzi-Bazooka]

...

What's this? First you dare to take upon thyself the name of Dangeresque, and NOW you grab ahold of the sacred ellipses too?
BLASPHEMY!!
INSOLENCE!!
INSOLENT BLASPHEMY!!!!

YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED AND SENT TO THE SEVENTH SCOOP OF DAIRY QUEEN HELL TO BE PUNISHED BY ETERNAL FROSTBITE COMPLICATED BY HYPOTHERMIA!
THOU SHALT BURN IN ETERNAL BERNING, INSOLENT BLASPHEMER!!!

Unfortunately, the last bus to Dairy Queen Hell left like a week ago. I'll have to move mountains to get a new one on time.

SO IF YOU COULD JUST, y'know, WAIT HERE WHILE I GET THE BUS READY TO PUNISH YOU, THAT WOULD BE JUST GRAND. HANG ON. MAYBE YOU CAN STAY IN MY OFFICE. I'LL HAVE TO TALK TO MY GORGEOUS NOT-MADE-UP SECRETARY ABOUT IT. I'LL JUST CALL HER ON MY CELL PHONE...

CRAP MY CELL PHONE CHARGE RAN DOWN. I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER TO CALL HER.

I'LL WRITE IT DOWN.

SOMEWHERE.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

I don't know why I do this stuff.

[Falcon Paunch]

Neither do we, Uzi. Neither do we.

[Kinda Long Hair]

now lets get you back to the home

[Uzi-Bazooka]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

YOU CAN;T mAk3 MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee33333333333333333333333333333333!

DeYDO the MOST TErribBLE THingS THeRE!

BEsideSSS I"MNOTCRAZYatallwhatMAKESYOUTHINKTHATIAM
craaaaaaaaAssssssssssssssssssssssy?

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Meanwhile, back on-topic with the whole calender beez-ness...

I just got my calendar today, a little late for 2011, but that's okay. It is several shades of awesome.

[The Wheelchair]

Just realized that I forgot to post my opinion on the calendar here. Sooo...
It's great. Though not as great as 2010's. Mainly because of the questionable Sbemail and scene choices for some months. Like the Bottom 10 month, for instance. So many great scenes from that one, and they picked SB hugging a tree? Why not a collage SB's bottom 10?

That said, it's still great. February's Myths & Legends-themed shot of Bubs's just made my day.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Yeah, that is EXACTLY how I felt about the Bottom 10 page. Still, there was some good stuff-my favorite page is "your funeral," which even has realistic-type shading even! And although I kind of missed the fake holidays of 'aught-ten, I kind of like how they replaced them with the actual dates of the sbemails. However, I notice that they kept Trogday...maybe because of all the attention it got, last year especially?

[The Wheelchair]

I'm also not sure why super powers is on there. It's not a terrible Sbemail, but there's just no interesting visuals in that one for a calendar. C'mon, TBC, why not web comics!?
I liked the fake holidays last year, but I think I like the Sbemail releases even more. It's something interesting to see when you take a look at your calendar.
I'd assume they kept Trogday on because it's a relatively major holiday on H*R. Unlike Cheatday and the like, there have been several Trogday related toons.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

And Telltale's recognition of Trogday on their blog last year, no less.

And I thought that super powers had one of the coolest calendar pictures of the whole calendar, what with the shiny flashy lens flare effect. And isn't that what web comics, as you mentioned, is all about?

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